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Thu 16 May 2024


The Useless Hotline

Useless Tour

Lantern Hall

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Two people dressed in business attire with braces, button-up shirts and ties pose with a blue phone in front of a dark blue background.

TikTok stars Max and George Clarke take their Spotify chart-topping podcast, The Useless Hotline out on the road.

In their new career at a hotline service, they help callers by providing advice for their ridiculous queries. No topics are off limits and together, no matter how bizarre the situation, the boys will try to point you in the right-ish direction (or not in some cases).

Presented by TEG Europe

Reserved seated show

Age: 16+

Doors: 19.30
Finish: 22.30

All timings are approximate and subject to change

“Hilarious in every way possible.”


VIP Meet & Greet

Upgrade your concert experience with the best seats in the house and an exclusive VIP Meet & Greet opportunity.

Price: £54.50 incl. booking fee

Start: 18.30
Finish: 19.00

About Lantern Hall

Bristol’s home of dazzling new music

The venue

Lantern Hall

at Bristol Beacon

Getting to the venue

Location: Lantern Hall is located within Bristol Beacon. Head to Level 1 and follow signs to find the auditorium.

Address: Bristol Beacon, Trenchard Street, Bristol, BS1 5AR


Bicycle racks can be found in front of the main entrance on Trenchard Street, Colston Street, and on the city centre promenade. Find your nearest cycle routes using Cycle Planner.

Car parking

Trenchard Street multi-storey car park is 200m away, directly behind Bristol Beacon.

  Bristol Clean Air Zone

Bristol Beacon is inside the Bristol Clean Air Zone. Check if your vehicle will be charged and how much you’ll have to pay.


Most bus services stop in and around the city centre promenade, 250m from Bristol Beacon.

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Spaces for wheelchair users are available within the first 10 rows on the flat floor of the Hall.

Assistance Dogs

Assistance dogs and emotional support animals are allowed in the performance space. Seats in rows AA-J on the flat floor are most suitable. If you prefer, you can leave your animal with a member of staff during the performance.

Hearing Facility

A Sennheiser MobileConnect assistive listening system is installed in the venue. Download the free App and use your own mobile device and headphones to listen to the performance. (Devices are available on request.)

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